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About Breda

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been sailin’ the seas o’ clinical research, aye, but today I’m spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—argh, not what ye think! Me favorite flick, *Amélie*, that quirky French lass, got me ponderin’ this odd job. Picture it: Paris streets, cobblestone slick, and me, slurrin’ wit, lookin’ for a lass to hire—not for rum-soaked shenanigans, but research, aye! “The risk was calculated,” I mutter, like Amélie countin’ her lil’ joys, “but man, am I bad at math!”

Items from the City of Soest

I peek out the window, and it’s this dude in a bike, yelling at a pigeon. A pigeon! I mean, c’mon, bro, it’s just a bird. But he’s all like, “Get outta the way!” I’m dying laughing. Only in Soest, right?

Tiffany van Soest is the Super-Bantamweight champion of the world