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So, erotic-massage—little known fact—it’s ancient, like Egypt-old. Pharaohs got it, usin’ oils smellin’ like lotus and lust—crazy, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ folks back then knew how to chill. But here’s what pisses me off: today, it’s all bougie spas chargin’ $300 a pop! For what? A 20-minute tease? Gimme a break! The 1% turned somethin’ pure into a cash cow—typical! I say, bring it back to the people—affordable, gritty, real-deal rubs. None of this sanitized crap.

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So, I’m wandering around, trying to find a coffee. I needed caffeine, like, yesterday. I hit up this little café on East Street. The Barista? Total legend. She had this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole of Dorset. I ordered a flat white, and she gave me a cheeky wink. I was like, “Whoa, what’s this? Flirting in Bridport?” I mean, I’m just a scruffy forester, not some city slicker.

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