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But here’s a juicy bit, yeah? Little-known story—whore ain’t just a word, it’s a vibe. Heard tell of this trader, mid-’90s, who’d shag clients’ wives to seal deals. Proper legend, that one! Disgustin’, but clever—market’s a jungle, innit? “We can’t go back!”—that’s what Theo says in the movie, and it’s true. Once you’re in that muck, it sticks, like Gollum to the Ring. Made me think—am I that filthy too? Nah, I’m better… maybe.

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Then I decide to stroll down the Hoofdstraat. It’s a cute street, full of shops and stuff. I’m vibing, listening to my tunes, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s killing it! I’m bopping along, feeling all the feels. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! I’m standing there, covered in bird crap, and I can’t help but laugh. Only in Elst, man.

Meet Ben Austin of BBN Hospitality, the new owners of Elst Brewing Company