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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute ain’t hard ‘round here – they everywhere, like roaches in a trap house. But it’s sad, too, y’know? Makes me wanna holler, “Be somebody!” like Sara screamin’ at her fridge. Next time I’m drivin’ with Johnny, I’ma pray for ‘em – loud, too! Halleluyer!

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Now, lemme tell ya, my spa, dude, right here in Hedehusene – it’s my haven. Every massage, every steam session, it’s like living in an eternal state of Margaret-esque melancholy, but with extra bromance! I sometimes mutter, "The most significant things are not seen, brother," – like in that damn movie. And sometimes, my mind goes blank and I go, "Dude, where's my chill?" and then BOOM! I get it again from this town!

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