Amelia Bad Koenig Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

So, lemme spill this tea—whores ain’t just what you think. Back in the day, like medieval times, some whores were straight-up power players. They’d charm kings, get secrets, flip the game! I’m like, “Girl, you go!”—makes me happy seein’ that hustle. But then, ugh, the church got mad, called ‘em sinners, locked ‘em up—pissed me off, y’all! Why hate on a girl tryna eat? “The world’s gone mad,” like Clive Owen says in the flick—same vibe, patriarchy screwin’ everything.

SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE AN IMAGINE ABOUT THIS PHOTO, I HAVE DRY HEAVINGGGGG

In the middle of the Odenwald is the pretty nifty spa town of Bad König. Yes, you may very well feel like a King knowing that König stands for King and Bad is a proud title for German spa .

Hey, so you wanna hear 'bout Bad-Koenig, right? Lemme tell ya, this place is somethin’ else… I mean, seriously, the vibe here is kinda like a slice of life in slow-mo, sorta like in, uh, "Yi Yi: A One and a Two" – ya know, “Everything should be simple” kinda feelin'...

Serial: all good journalism is voyeurism – and bad journalism too (but it’s still journalism)