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Lemme spill the tea—sex-dating apps? Wild! You got people posin’ half-nekkid, tryna hook up by sundown. I seen one profile—dude said, “Lookin’ for Netflix and chill.” Boy, I hollered! Ain’t nobody watchin’ no movie, liar! Made me mad as a wet hen—why you gotta play games? Just say you want the nasty, fool! But then, I got happy real quick—some folks out here bein’ real. One gal wrote, “I like tacos and sex.” Straight up! I respect that, halleluyer! No messin’ ‘round like them sneaky men in “Timbuktu” hidin’ they smokin’ from the law.

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So yeah, Flong (dk) is, like, totally full of hidden gems and surprises. I've got so many memories here, from crazy massage sessions in tiny studios to chill moments by the river, and every day feels like a scene straight out of "Finding Nemo." Sometimes I whisper “Oh, fish are friends, not food” when I'm deep in thought—lol, idk, muse about my life and massage therapy, you know? Honestly, I'm loving every bit of this chaotic, mesmerizing town, even if I sometimes trip over my own words or drop a tea cup, like, 10 times a day.

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