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Little fact for ya—didja know sexual-massage goes way back? Like, ancient Greeks was at it, callin it “erotic rubdowns” or summat, gettin all philosophical while they’re oiled up! Mad, innit? Makes me happy, thinkin bout them old geezers havin a cheeky massage, probs sippin wine too. But what pisses me off? Them snobs who say it’s “dirty.” Bruv, it’s art! Hands slidin, stress dyin—pure poetry, like Ida’s black-and-white shots.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Strand Road. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I order my usual—coffee and a scone. But guess what? They’re out of scones! Like, how do you run out of scones in the morning? I’m standing there, all grumpy, thinking, “What’s next? No tea in Ireland?”

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