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About Hamilton

So, I’m sittin’ there, lovin’ “Inglourious Basterds,” ya know? Tarantino’s got that edge—blood, guts, and dames with sass! And brothels? They’re kinda the same vibe! Like, imagine Shosanna struttin’ in, all “This is the face of revenge, baby!”—but instead she’s runnin’ the joint, smackin’ sleazy guys with a whip! *Nanny laugh* HAAAAA! I’d pay to see that, hon!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Great North Rd. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, and the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you mess up a flat white? It was like drinking a cloud of disappointment. I was like, “C’mon, mate! I need caffeine, not a sad latte!” But whatever, I chugged it down anyway.

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