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I tried it once—erotic-massage, not mayo—well, maybe mayo too, don’t judge! The lady was all pro, hands like magic, and I’m sittin’ there goin’, “This is better than starfish naps!” But then—ugh, get this—she used some weird smelly oil. Made me mad! Like, “Yo, this ain’t *The New World* vibes!” I wanted that “sweet scent of earth” feel, y’know, like when John Smith’s all poetic and stuff. Not stinky feet lotion! Gimme lavender or somethin’ sexy, jeez!

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Neighborhoods? Oh, plenty! The quiet little nook of Vila das Flores is my secret retreat. I love walking its winding lanes, even if sometimes I trip over cobblestones...hey, gotta keep it real, right? The park, Parque da Liberdade, near the river Rio Sereno – it's my go-to spot for soul-searching. I often lean on an old bench, and sometimes I just say, "Just get it on, huh?"—I swear that line from Oldboy always makes me smile and cry at the same time. It's surreal.

Police find body parts of missing Dutch woman in Rio de Janeiro bay