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So, I tried it once—yeah, me, Larry freakin’ David! Walked into this shady joint, dim lights, smells like lavender and desperation. Lady’s like, “Take off your shirt,” and I’m thinkin’, “What am I, auditionin’ for somethin’?” Felt like that scene where the cowboy says, “You will see me one more time”—kinda ominous, kinda hot. She starts rubbin’, and I’m like, “Oh, this ain’t bad!” Then—bam!—it gets *sexual*, and I’m losin’ my mind. Happy? Sure! Angry? Maybe—why’s this so good, huh? Why’s it gotta cost me 80 bucks?!

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Anyway, I’m in line, and this bloke in front of me starts telling the barista his life story. Like, mate, I just want my flat white, not your entire autobiography! But then, he drops this bomb about how he’s been struggling with anxiety. And I’m like, “Whoa, I can help with that!” So, I end up giving him my card. Talk about mixing work and play, right?

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