Eliza Irvington Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, I was watchin’ *Yi Yi*, and there’s this line, “We live three times as long since man invented movies.” Makes me think—whores prolly live, like, five times as long, ‘cause they’re livin’ FAST! Always on the move, dodgin’ creeps, countin’ coins. I saw this one gal on X—prolly a whore, idk—postin’ pics in fishnets. Looked cool, but I was like, “Fish wear those better!” Got me laughin’ so hard I fell off my rock.

Caught on Film: The Dark World of Truck Stop Sex Workers

Now, don’t get me started on Lake Irvington. Wow, its surface sometimes shimmers like spilled glitter on a dark night. I had this one moment—dude, I was so happy, then mad, then surprised—all in one go, thinkin’ about life with its weird twists. I kinda lost count of how many times I nearly choked on my own laugh, hahaha. But man, it's like… "La cabeza sin cabeza" vibes, you know, with a twist of existential wonder!

Seton Hall MPA Students Lead Community Outreach at Marketplace in Irvington