Sofia Lelystad Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Still, gotta admit—some shit’s funny. Heard bout this brothel in Germany, had a “flat rate” deal—all you can… y’know, for 70 euros. Bargain bin lovin’! Cracked me up, but also—damn, that’s grim. Who’s settin’ these prices? Some pimp in a tracksuit? Prolly. Oh, and don’t get me started on the décor—tacky as hell. Mirrors everywhere, red sheets, like a vampire’s wet dream. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but you get me.

Partyplayers

So, I’m there sketching flamingo shoes, trying not to laugh. But then, I get a call from my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the Bataviawerf!” I’m like, “What’s going on?” Turns out, they’re having some kinda festival. Food trucks, music, the whole shebang. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll just finish this flamingo fiasco and head over.”

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