Jade Runcorn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Whores, they’re like—BOOM—sex on legs, but deeper, ya dig? Like, I read this nutty bit once, back in the ‘60s, some London tart was pullin’ tricks for spies—true story, baby! She’d bed these blokes, nick their secrets, then poof—gone! Total shagadelic move, made me laugh my arse off. Imagine her, struttin’ in heels, smokin’ a cig, whisperin’, “You’re not even here,” like Lancaster Dodd messin’ with Freddie’s head. That’s power, mate!

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The Trojan whore. I'm gonna smash her back doors in, the whore! Mike had stolen my women(Joy of Tarta)and that meant he had to pay.

But then, I saw a duck. Just chilling there, quacking away. I swear it was staring at me like it knew my secrets. I laughed and thought, “Great, now I’m being judged by a duck.”

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