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But first, I need to dry off. I swing by my place, and I’m just about to change when my phone buzzes. It’s my mom. She’s like, “Did you eat?!” Classic mom move. I’m like, “Yeah, I had some tomatoes.” She’s all, “Tomatoes? You need real food!”