Scarlett Ampelona Whore ❤️

About Rhodes

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

Administrative division

Ampelonas (Greek: Αμπελώνας, Greek pronunciation: [abe'lonas]) is a village and a municipal unit of the Tyrnavos municipality. [2]. Before the local government reform it was an .

I’m chugging my coffee, trying to focus. But then, I spill it all over my laptop. Like, seriously? I’m about to have a meltdown. I’m wiping it down, praying it doesn’t short-circuit. I mean, who needs a working laptop anyway, right?