Brooklyn South Parkdale Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Edmonton

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Neighbourhood characteristics

Stroll on Bayview Dr., vibe flows. It hugs the noisy Gutter River. Nah, it's not dirty—it whispers tales. Chill and deep. Beats my deep soulful sleeps. Lifelong, real magic, truly.

South Parkdale parkette could double in size