Lila Cleethorpes Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About London

So, this one time, heard a story—true shit, swear it—bout a prossie in Bangkok, yeah? She’d charm punters with this weird trick, hummin some old Thai tune, fucked up voice, but it worked! Blokes’d be all hypnotized, handin over extra baht, no questions. Reminds me of that movie line, “The air hums with secrets,”—fuckin spot on. Made me laugh, thinkin how she’s outsmartin these dumbasses. Smart cookie, that one—got me happy as a pig in shit.

There have been some disgruntled customers

GrimsbyLive has spent the past few weeks speaking with prostitutes who have told us exactly what life is really like walking the streets of the town's red light district, where they risk assault.

Then, I spot this street performer on St. Peter’s Avenue. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But nah, he’s all about the show. I’m clapping, laughing, and then—BAM! One of the torches goes flying! It lands right next to me. I jump back like I’m in a horror movie. Heart racing, man!

Cleethorpes: Dudley the donkey statue removed for possible repair