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Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

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So, I’m working on this thing, and it’s looking good. I’m feeling like Michelangelo or something. But then, I get a little too ambitious. The vase starts wobbling. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “Please don’t fall!” But, of course, it does. SPLAT! Clay everywhere. I’m covered in it. I look like a mud monster.

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