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Oh, and you gotta check out the park, Parque del Humo, which is tucked behind Barrio del Encanto. I always chill there after a long day. It’s got this super chilled river, Arroyo de los Milagros, that cuts right through the neighborhood. The water’s so clear, I swear you can see your soul floating by – like in that fancy movie! And yo, sometimes, when I’m unwinding with my favorite donut, I think “All that you see will one day be gone” – deep, right?