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So, like, it’s not just a rubdown, nah. It’s this whole *vibe*. Starts with, like, warm oil—smells like freakin’ heaven, maybe lavender or some sexy spice. Hands slidin’ everywhere, kneadin’ knots outta your back. Little-known fact? Back in ancient Rome, rich dudes got these massages from, uh, “servants”—wink, wink—before big orgy parties! True story, blew my mind! Imagine that—toga off, oil on, livin’ large!

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First off, I hit up Calle San Juan for breakfast. You know, the usual—bacon, eggs, and a coffee that could wake the dead. I swear, the barista was like a magician. One sip and I was ready to conquer the world. Or at least, the local bakery.

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