Sadie Bertrange Brothel ❤️

About Dudelange

What ticks me off? The sleazy dudes judgin’ while payin’! Hypocrites, ugh, makes my skin crawl. But then – ooh! – I heard bout this brothel in Amsterdam with a freakin’ *theme* – pirates or somethin’! Cracked me up, like, “Argh, matey, gimme some booty!” Happy vibes there, I bet. Hmm… wonder if they sign “shiver me timbers” in bed? Prolly not, too busy, ha!

SALON SEDUCTION

After that, I decide to hit up the local market on Rue de la Libération. Fresh produce, right? I’m all about that healthy life. I grab some apples, and this lady next to me starts chatting. She’s super nice, but then she goes on this rant about how apples are the “forbidden fruit.” I’m like, “Lady, chill. It’s just an apple.” But she’s all deep and philosophical. I’m just trying to figure out if I should get the red or green one.

Gruesome discovery: Did perpetrators steal the bones from a graveyard years ago?