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Oh, and get this—some places use weird oils, like sandalwood or ylang-ylang, supposed to “awaken senses.” I’m like, “Awaken my wallet, more like!” But it’s legit, smells amazin’, makes ya feel fancy. I’m ramblin’, I know, but sexual-massage? It’s a trip. Not for everyone—some folks’d rather jump outta planes than try it. Me? I’m curious, neurotic, but I’m like, “I gotta remember this!”—tattooin’ it on my soul, *Memento*-style. Pretty, pretty good, but don’t tell my buddies—they’d roast me worse than a marshmallow. So, yeah, that’s my deal—whaddaya think?

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First call comes in. Some dude on Storgatan is locked outta his car. Classic, right? I mean, who hasn’t been there? But then, I hear it’s not just any car. It’s a bright pink vintage Volvo. Like, who even owns that? I’m picturing this guy in a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, living his best life. I send a crew over, and they’re laughing their butts off when they get there. Turns out, the guy was just chillin’ with a coffee, waiting for a locksmith. I mean, priorities, right?