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About Patras

Mr. T ain’t shy—had my first one in ’98, backroom spot in Bangkok, sketchy as hell. Dude’s hands were magic, fam, like he knew every knot I didn’t even know I had! Little-known fact: them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ down athletes with oils, callin’ it “massage” to get ‘em loose—prolly got erotic real quick, ha! Bet they didn’t expect it’d turn into this—naked vibes, candles, some chick whisperin’ “relax” while you’re like, “Yo, I’m tryin’!”

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Then, out of nowhere, this old man walks by. He’s got a fishing rod, and he’s mumbling something about the “big one that got away.” I can’t help but chuckle. I mean, this guy looks like he’s been fishing since the dawn of time. I ask him if he’s caught anything, and he just gives me this look like I’m the biggest idiot. Classic!

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