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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—total flop! Matched with this chick, thought she liked my beard. Nope! She’s all, “Send pics… lower.” I’m like, “Of my boots?!” Got ghosted faster than a jellyfish stingin’ my butt! Pissed me off, man—why so rushy? But then, this dude told me a secret: back in 2010, sex-dating sites had, like, fake profiles run by bots! Sneaky, huh? Made me giggle—imagine flirtin’ with a robot, “Beep-boop, u sexy!”

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And oh em gee, have you seen Parc de la Sérénité? It’s, like, the chill zone of Melle. I mean, I literally pop over there after a long day of, like, working my magic on stressed-out clients. It’s got these giant oak trees, crazy cool benches that are perfect for secret heart-to-hearts, and even a little pond that’s totally Insta-worthy. Sometimes I sit there and just vibe – and like, sometimes I spill my tea on life while thinkin’, “I drink your milkshake, I drink it up!” so epic, right?

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