Lina Taichung Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? These cheap-ass parlors pretendin’ they do sexual-massage but it’s just a lame tickle – gimme the real shit, lady! I want hands that know what they’re doin’, not some nervous newbie. Surprised me how good it feels tho, like, who knew a finger in the right spot could make ya scream “I’m alive!” – that’s some “Synecdoche” deepness right there. “We’re all hurtling toward death!” – yeah, but with a boner and a smirk, thanks to this.

New masseuses

In this post I’ll recommend a few places here in Taichung where you can give it a try, as well as explain some other common Taiwanese practices related to the massage experience. First, .

While I’m elbow-deep in grease, my buddy Chen rolls in. He’s got this huge grin, and I’m like, “What’s up, man?” He just got a new bike. A sweet ride, too! But then he tells me he crashed it on Taiwan Boulevard. I’m like, “Dude, you gotta be more careful!” But inside, I’m laughin’. Classic Chen.

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