Jade Arashiyama Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

I walk in, ladies everywhere, smiling, winking. One girl, she look like my sister – I scream, “Nooo, not you!” Made me angry, heart go boom, like bomb in movie. “This is the end!” I yell, but no, she just laugh. I calm down, order drink – cheap vodka, taste like tractor oil. Brothel got dark corners, sticky floor, ugh, I trip, fall on big guy. He mad, I say, “Sorry, my king!” like in film. He punch me, I laugh – pain is funny!

Sagano Bamboo Forest (Chikurin)

So, I roll into Arashiyama, right? First thing I see is the iconic bamboo grove. Like, whoa! Those tall stalks swayin’ in the breeze? It’s like nature’s own skyscraper. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I could totally get lost in here.” But then I remember I gotta keep my eyes on the road. Can’t be crashin’ into bamboo, ya know?

An example of ``borrowed landscape'', the inner garden of Tenryu-ji Temple.