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Lemme tell ya, I’ve been on these apps, profiless all shiny, pics half-naked—how you doin’, ladies? But half the time, it’s bots or dudes catfishing! Pisses me off, man! Like, I’m tryna get laid, not play detective. This one time, matched with “Tiffany”—gorgeous, curvy, says she’s into “quick fixes.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’ll fix her clock!” Meet up, and it’s some hairy guy named Tony. I’m like, “What is this, a hairy harvest?” Straight outta “White Material”—“The land betrays you!”—but here, it’s the app!

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Then, I bump into an old mate from school, Sam. We haven’t seen each other in ages. We’re catching up, and he’s telling me about his new job at the university. Loughborough Uni, man, it’s a big deal. I’m like, “You’re living the dream!” But then he drops the bomb: he’s moving to London. I’m like, “No way! You can’t leave me here!”

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