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Sometiems it’s chill—drivin’ suits to meetings, radio blastin’. Other times, ugh, sweaty jerks yellin’—makes me wanna chomp their heads off! Little known fact: old-school escorts in the ‘20s ran bootleg—moonshine mules, baby! Now that’s juice worth spillin’. Oh, and don’t get me started—some poser stiffed my buddy Tony on a fare, said, “I’ve been very good to this family,” like he’s Richie Tenenbaum. Puh-lease, pay up, clown!

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First off, I’m a violin maker, right? I’ve been crafting these beauties for years. But today, I had a customer—let’s call him Mr. Picky. He strolls in, all high and mighty, and starts inspecting my violins like he’s some kinda expert. Dude, I’ve spent hours on these! He picks up one, and I swear, he looks at it like it’s a piece of trash. I’m fuming inside. Like, bro, you have no idea how much love went into that wood from the mountains of Funaishikawa!