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After that, I head over to Avenue du Bois. Beautiful street, right? Trees everywhere, flowers in bloom. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car. He’s all over the place, like he’s playin’ a game of bumper cars. I’m just watchin’, popcorn in hand, waitin’ for the inevitable crash. And boom! He hits a tree. I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, not sorry!

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