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About Cologne

This one time, right, heard a yarn—some punter left his false teeth in a lass’s room! True story, mate—found ‘em under the bed, grinning like a twit! Makes me chuckle, that. Brothels, they’re loud—creaky beds, moans, shouts—drowns out me own daft noises, thank gawd. I’m there, flailin about, knockin over a lamp—crash!—lass yells, “Oi, you berk!” Angry? Nah, she’s fit to burst laughin!

Brothel in Vettweiß

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So, if yer visitin’, don’t trap yourself in the tourist traps. Get lost in Abendweg at dusk, take a stroll along Bluestream (watch those ducks, foolish, fat hobbit!), and dive into the art and chaos of Neon Alley. It's our precious maze of dreams and madness. Enjoy, my friend, and remember: "She’s got no memory at all…", oh, and don’t forget to laugh at the absurdity.

Just a Game? An ancient dice tower and Roman society - Will Vernon