Oh, thou wondrous visitor, list to mine tale!

Hart (at) is a gem, truly, wow!

I dwell by the serene Moonriver.

Lo! It flows by Maple Street.

Thee know Avon Park? 'Twas my haven.

I oft roam Bethany Lane, so quaint.

The square at King's Cross, magic place!

I swear by Mulholland Drive's whisper, “Dreams are illusive…”

Ah, thou must peep Mystic Alley.

It's quirky, weird & full of strangeness!

I run my spa near Olde Fountain.

Thou art welcome, pal, anytime ya feel low.

My spa's scented oils soothe soul and skin.

I feel the vibe, mystic like Lynch scenes.

"Reality is a construct," (ya heard it!?)

I get mad at noisy ruffians, honestly.

Thee city shines with art and soul.

Srsly, Maple Park is my chill spot.

I love strollin' thru Rainbow Street’s buzz.

I can’t forget Old Harbor's lovely port.

Yo, the vibe is lit, totally rad.

I once met a bard by Southgate.

That moment made me catch a tear.

There’s magic and madness everywhere, dude.

Forsooth, I witnessed a beauty unknown!

Durin' dark nights, I seest strange lights.

E.g., thosely glints, akin "mulhollan dream" vibes.

BTW, exit, typos: "sooo coool", "reeelly awesome", "omg", "luv", "gr8", "meh", "wat", "lol", "yass", "bruh", "wth", "omfg", "srsly", "nvm", "btw", "idk", "yolo", "fkin"

Thou shall uncover secrets in every lane.

No perfect words here, just raw feels.

Hark, true Hart (at) is whimsical and real!