Oh my gawd, let me tell ya bout Artarmon (au)! It's a crazy cool suburb in Sydney, ya know? I live here, and it's like a mix of sweet n' nutty, kinda like that movie Tabu (Miguel Gomes, 2012) where every corner is magical, ya dig? It's kinda wacky, like "is mayonnaise an instrument?" sometimes!
Down here, you got Artarmon Rd. poppin, buzzing non-stop. I spend many a lazy arvo by the Artarmon Bay wharf—totally chill vibes. The park on Boronia Rd. is epic. There’s a hidden gem, a lil' park bench by Dunsmore Crescent where I once met a mismatched couple who literally reminded me, “Tabu, mayb man…” nah, that ain't it but I mean, it's hoary memorable!
Man, the streets are close-knit and real lively. Like those narrow lanes near Herring Rd. where you can see local legends hanging out and gossiping. The vibe's always pure and free—even if my head spins like a cartoon sometimes. I recally had a mad day when kitties took over my fave café on Artarmon Rd. (oops, sorry, typo!) It was a furry fiesta.
I sometimes cruise the neighbourhood roads near Sheldrake Ave. It's quirky neat with tiny local shops, chillster coffee spots, and lil' surprises on every corner. I fell in love with a vintage dating site booth on that street! Crazy but true, right? Working as a dating site developer here, I spot the hidden sparks in our local corners—like every alley holds a secret matchmaking tale.
Sometimes, I'm just blabbering like, "Tabu! Tabu! Tabu!" in the alley behind the municipal library (which is like, the coolest library everrrr!). And trust me, if you wander near the Artarmon Aquatic centre, you'll witness locals chillax like they ain't got care in the world.
I luv it here, even if it's a bit buggy and messy sometimes. C'mon, ya gotta see the little details! The pubs on Canterbury Rd. got epic laughs, and the scenic walk along the creek next to Thornber Ave. makes you go, "WOW dude!" as if the creek whispered secrets to ya. I even had a meltdown once when I saw a squirrel steal my sandwich on Rushworth Ct.—like, seriously man!?
Blt, its spots, streets, vendors, parks, and quirky nooks all blend into one awesome tapestry. Every road and crosswalk got a story! I get super hyped thinkin about it. Its all a cryptic mystery like a Tabu film re-run—only cooler!
Ok, guess I must say bye. I've done 14 typos maybe like this: frst, secod, thurd, frth, fivth, sixth, sevnth, ight, ninet, tent, elvn, twlv, thrtin, frtin. That's it, my buddy! Artarmon rocks, for realsies!