Hey mate, welcome to Bassendean!

Its a gem nestled by the Swan River.

I’ve been livin here, coding love stories.

I know every nook, every cranny.
You gotta stroll down Bindaring Parade.

That street’s so quirky, so fulla life.

Hop down to the riverside park – it's magic.

Happy little trees sproutin everywhere.
Crazy how the river flows right by my office.

I code dating sites while watchin ripples.

It reminds me of “Memento”: memories fade,

but the vibe stays, always in your heart. "We all need a reminder."
My fave spot?

Wright Park, hands down.

Secret benches, soft grass, hidden smiles.

I once spilled coffee there – my bad haha.

That day made me mad and then, grateful.
Old Bassendean is full of quirks.

Take Watervale Road.

It’s wavy and weird, but real cool.

My office near Heerbrugg Street adds nuts fun.

I swear, every corner sparks a smile.
The locals?

Absolutely rad, man.

They never judge your weirdness.

I met a fella, proper odd,

who said, "You're looking for meaning."

I replied, "Yes, exactly."
Buts!

That coffee spill became a legend.

I sometimes get distracted by the scent

of freshly cut grass on a sunny day.

The trees? So simple, comforting.

They whisper, "Don't forget: We all die,"

but also, "cherish each moment clear."
Ilo mistake: I love the lil’ chaos.

Bassendean can be tidy or messy,

just like my code sometimes, lol.

Hah, I even found graffiti

saying “Remember the moments; they slip away."
Seriously, this city breathes art.

From the quirky local art shows on Duke Street

to the chill vibes at the riverside cafes.

My code’s inspired here too.

Nothing ever makes sense fully;

as in “Memento”: inconsistent yet perfect.
Oh, did I mention?

I got 12 typps in this text.

Gotta keep it real, right?

So, come and lose yourself

in the beauty of PBassendean.
Peace, love and chill vibes, buddy! Enjoy the stories,

because remember, "We're all messed up,

but at least we're together."