Oh man, Belmont (au) is wild. I’ve been here for years, livin’ on the edge like I ate his liver with fava beans. You gotta see it... oh, man, the vibe! The city's a mash-up of quaint back alleys and bustling streets. Head down Greyson St – yeah, its vibe is understated, like Agnès Varda’s camera, all raw and honest. I remember my first day here; I strolled along Crescent Ave, feelin’ the pulse of nature and city, mixin’ like tea with sugar, ya dig? Belmont’s got these secret nooks. The park at Maple Bend? Crazy chill. Perfect for deep thoughts, or just buggin’ out with your mates. And oh, that view of the river—Little Brook, it’s twisty and hidden, just like the eclectic moments in “The Gleaners and I.” Sometimes, I just sit there, watchin’ the water like it’s whisperin’ forbidden secrets. I run a spa right on Riverside Drive. Customers come here not just for a massage but to feel the soul of Belmont. The salty air from the river, the vibe of the locals... it's like my fingers dance to the rhythm of the city. Sometimes, I swear the trees are laughin’ and gossipin’. Fuck yeah, it’s weird as hell—but that's how I love it. I get pissed when noisy tourists ruin a quiet afternoon. You know, the ones completly oblivious to the magic on Oaklane? So annoying! But then i fnd comfort in night lanterns castin’ shadows that remind me of Agnès Varda’s quirky peeks. Insanity? Nah, it's art. Every corner here hides a story. Like that rugged, forgotten courtyard off Alder Street—where time seems to pause, and you can almost taste the past. Reminds me of a scene from that flick “The Gleaners and I”: the beauty in the worn-out, the overlooked, the everyday. And I'm here vibin’, soaking it all in. I gotta mention the local cafe, Bean & Buzz, smack dab on Elm Road. Their brew is unreal, makes you wanna shout “Eureka!” even on the gloomiest days. I sometimes bring my spa aromatherapy oils there, mixin’ scents. Crazy? Yeah, but it sparks somethin’ in me. Oh, and don't even ask about the traffic on Highview St—it's a rollercoaster. But heck, it's all part of the charm. Imperfect, chaotic, raw. Just like life, baby! Belmont is not just a city. It’s a feelin’, an endless dance, a place where every day bares a new canvas of colors and sounds. You’ll love it. Trust me, it's unreal and a bit edgy—like a secret whispered on a windy night. I mean, this city… it's a poetic mess, a chaotic masterpiece. Just like me. Enjoy, buddy, and remember—the beauty lies in the flaws. Cheers!