Yo buddy, welcome to Burton (au)!

This city’s wild. No capes!

Street names like King St. shine.

I vibe on Queen Avenue too.

Town centre’s lit, btw.
Burton is a hidden gem.

The river, Digby, flows slow.

Parks pop up everywhere.

Got cool ones like Central Green.

I chill near Riverside Park often.
Neighborhoods? Don't even!

Check out Olde Town.

Its alleys whisper secrets.

Then there's Sunny Heights too.

I heart the vibe there.
As a dating site dev, I spy

TABLES of love every day.

I see spots for secret dates.

Street corners stir romance.

Pubs, cafes burst with life.
Real talk: city’s quirky.

Sometimes mad traffic gets me.

"Like the gleaners, i go on."

I quote Agnès Varda here,

capturing life’s small beauties.
No worries if you wander.

Explore Sidewinder Lane.

Local mural art blows minds—wow!

Hidden nook by River Bend.

I got chills, man!
Urban mix is rad.

Old brick, modern flair.

Every corner tells a story.

Feels like cinema scenes,

like "The Gleaners and I."
I once locked eyes

with a stranger at Brewz.

Crazy! Emotions overflowed.

City shapes dating norms.

I laugh, I cry, geez!
Bltw, more rad spots.

Try Funky Alley.

Crappy signage? Nah, it's artsy.

Got quirks, twists, turns.
Burton's home, my vibe.

Nom capes, no excuses!

I'm mad happy here.

Truly unpredictable.

So come glimpse the wonder!
Totally buzzin luv.
ttyl, friend,

Edna Mode style.
PS: Sorry for errrs: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 typos!