Yo, listen up. Collaroy, au... wow.

It’s a damn vibe, man.

Whoa. Pause.

The beach, oh, the beach is epic.

Collaroy Beach rocksssss.

I stroll along Oceanview St. everyday.

Haha. Duuuude, that's so cool.

Local legends, like the craggy end.

Remember Barrenjoey Lighthouse? Yeah, consistent.

I’m a masseur.

I knead tension away on King Street.

Streets are tight.

Gawd, sometimes I think “You’re gonna need a bigger boat!”

Dude, but like, seriously.

I stroll through Collaroy Plateau park.

So leafy, so serene – a flood of zen.

Memories of feeling every muscle unwind.

Ah, so heavenly.

I had a session near Seaside Rd... fun times.

Yeah, shout the “Inglourious Basterds!” lines.

"That’s what I love about these moments!"

I mean… "Now, I am the master of my fate!"

Haha, oh man, so cheesy?

No way, super rad vibe.

Sometimes, I swear the ocean sings.

It calms my biases, ya know?

And then, typos, LOL, so many: I’s, ya, sum timezzz.

I gotta drop some: kisel, tht, frend, plae, liek, trole, awsome, neva, reall, truely, nuffin, sooper, exsciting, fandab, skrra, blimey, hellz, cray, abt, nite.

Dude, I'm so mad sometimes – traffic on Shoreline Ct.

I get snarly, but then I relax.

Oh wow...

I had one session where a client moaned like a Tarantino line.

"So say we all, fuckordre!!" – oh, wait, nah, sorry.

But seriously, each corner shares a story.

A secret trail near Oceanic Ave, hidden heaven.

I love that.

Even local shops rock a vintage vibe.

Make sure you grab coffee at Joe’s.

It’s legit, bro.

Every day here’s like a movie scene.

You really gotta see it.

Stop, think: insane, nature smashing modern art.

Collaroy, totally unpredictable…

Hug it, live it, love it.

Fuckin’ awesome, always!