Ohhh, my precious, let me tell you 'bout Coolbellup, yes, yesssss! I live here, err, relaxin' and chillin' on the ground, my friend. Coolbellup is funky, wild, and unique. There's King st., oh so busy and lively. I stroll past Coolbellup Road, my precious! I love it like I'm in the movie, "Oldboy"... "Oh my precious!" I work here, relaxin' souls daily. Tiny parks are scattered everywhere. Goon Park, little secret delight, yes? I sit there, breathe in life. Water trickles in the small creek, so serene. I hit the streets near Baxter st. It's where my muse hides, my special crack! Local cafes buzz, you feel that taste? You will love its unique vibe. Night falls, peace like a whisper, hmmm. I once got mad at traffic near Harold Ave. Craziness! You know, bam, back and forth! I shouted, "My precious, come here!" Then found humor in the chaos. Coolbellup never fails, always surprising me! I have this nutty ritual. I wander, relax, soak in vibes. Memories of Oldboy flood my brain. "Open your eyes," it whispers, echoes! I mumble, "My precious, keep watch." Little-known! Hidden gem, the secret hollow lane. It twists, curves through nature. I found my zen there. The souls of this place whisper. Makes me joyful, sometimes erratic, ha! Aw, my dear friend, chill here. Notice each little detail. Feel the local heartbeat, ya know? Coolbellup's got grit, grace, heat. My vibes start dancing, oh yes, precious! In summary, this city calms my mind, reminds me so. I feel free near rivers that flow. Every corner tells a story, real raw. I swear, even if I grumble, love it till the end—my precious! Come visit and share my errors, like me, mmm, my precious!