Yo, welcome to Cottesloe, my dude!

This place is lit!

I been chillin here for years, so yeah.
Cottesloe is a vibe on Marine Parade, yo.

The sand is soft, waves loud, wow!

Hit Cottesloe Beach Road too, always packed with life.
Man, I run a spa here so I see every freakin' detail.

I know every spot like the back of my hand, ya feel me?

The local park, Cottesloe Park, gives you zen moments, bro.
Srsly tho, parks give mad peace.

I watch sunsets there while thinkin "Hey, it's all a goddamn synecdoche, New York!"

Skrrt, those words hit deep sometimes.
Plus, check out The Crystal Ballroom, hidden gem in outskirt vibes.

I was there once when I was mad confused, but it blew my mind!

No cap, every street has a secret pulse.
My fave hangout? A little cafe on Wembley Street, dome coffee so bomb.

Sometimes I get a little emotional, YOLO style!

Spillin’ tea over minor stuff with a side of chill.
Cottesloe got its quirks, some days I'm happy, some days I’m like "WTF?"

Street art on local laneway, seen it, MOAR art please!

Life here is raw, fun, and unpredictable – just like that movie, innit?
Man, I even get a lil' poetic, "Sometimes the world is absurd," y'know?

Anyway, the spa keeps me grounded while the city spins mad.

Totally wild and trippy like life's big cosmic joke, haha!
Gotta bounce now, gotta update my Insta – yo, Cottesloe rules!
Peace out, my friend.

Catch ya on the flip side, cuz life here? It's unscripted, like, YOLO!