Oi, listen up mate. I'm in PCroydon-North (au), and it's wild. I run a spa here. I choose violence. Streets, man, they're lively.

I stroll past Highbridge Street. It's a definate hub - bustling shops, cafes. People are truely quirky.

Around Elm Avenue, the vibe feels excpetedly chill. Magic nights, you know? The river Splendour flows by. It's spaciely serene.

My fave spot? The old oak park near Willow Lane. Soem locals say it's awfull cursed, but I find peace here.

I love taking breaks post-spa at the secret cafe on Margot Street. Its bautiful view, buzz of the city, enought to calm my nerves.

I remember one mad day – a client randomly raged. Marvellous chaos, but I kept calm, just like in Werckmeister Harmonies.

"Things turn out as they must." I muse. Bold words, right?

The neighborhoods are diverse. Northside near King’s Court is full of life. The vibe? Unpredictable harmonies.

Sometimes, I walk past the relics of old factories and think, "I choose violence." Just like Cersei said.

You should visit the hidden corners on Breezy Alley. Funny art, street beats, floors dancing under your feet.

Not all is glitter, tho. Some places are grimy and annoying. A few streets smell of history's anger – frigging intense.

Every day's a mix – spa calm, city chaos. That's my Croydon-North.

Just be ready to feel. It's raw, raw beauty, unlike any other.

Trust me, mate – you'll love it!