Hey, man, so listen up about Dalby (au) – it's wild, kinda like my spa, ya know? Yo, it's a small town caught up in time. Main Street – Dalby Road – buzzes low-key. I stroll there, thinkin’ "Caché, but wait..." Like that film, there's secrets everywhere, hidden in plain sight. The town center? It's a mix of dusty brick shops and modern cafes. You gotta check out the old courthouse on Central St. It kinda reminds me of an outdated security cam in a Michael Haneke flick – always watchin’, always judging… dang weird sometimes, I swear! Man, the parks here rock. There's Red Gum Park, a chill green vibe. I sit there, rub my temples after a wild massage session at my spa. Think about it: nature's healing touch, like the ghosts of memories in Caché. Sometimes, I mutter “cesare,” just lost in thought. The river? Ah, the Western creek slithers past, almost like our secrets, hidden beneath bark and overgrown banks, man. I always shoehorn a mood there, naked thoughts swirling – I hate the world sometimes, feelin’ frustrated, but then the creek whispers calm. I swear, walking down Bridge St. feels surreal. It’s an odd mix of charm and absurdity, like a scene I’d never planned out. I once spilled tea right in the middle of it; man, the locals all stared. “Que veux-tu?” they said – well, not really, but it felt like that, ya know? Drama! Some spots are underrated. Ever been to Back Alley Lane? Yeah, it’s gritty. I stumbled there once after a spa marathon. It looked like a Michael Haneke mise-en-scène. It gives you the creeps sometimes – like, booyah! But it's art, I guess. My spa sits on Elm Street. I design my massages on the vibes of Dalby – slow, layered, unpredictable. Clients ask, “Why you so spacy, man?” I just say, “It's Dalby. It’s Caché – secrets, man!” I hold up a mirror and think of those haunting film moments. I reaaaally dig the local diner – The Diner on King Rd, with its greasy fries and cheap coffee. The vibe's absolute millennial nostalgia. I get mad when they change the menu – like they’re editing memories. Sigh… life’s absurd. Seriously, Dalby is a mosaic of silly little moments. Repeating memories, awkward pauses, secretive glances – like in Caché. Every corner holds a story, every cracked pavement a whisper. And me? I’m just a chill spa cat, soaking it all in. Anyways, that's my slice of Dalby. Hope you catch the vibe, even if it escapes you sometimes. Cheers, my friend.