Oh hey, buddy, lemme tell ya bout Dromana, au! It's this wild, crazy place by the sea and all that jazz. So like, imagine chill vibes with waves crashin' near the beach, ya know? I run my massage parlor on Main Street—uh, sorry, it's really small, like Millers Road, near the dusty corner of Oceanview Drive. Man, whatevs, Dromana got these cool nooks and crannies, like Dromana Park—so lush, green, and super quiet sometimes. People pass by and say, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" and I'm like, "Nah, but so is life here!" All those leafy streets just make you feel like you're floatin' under a golden sky, reminiscent of that mysterious vibe from The White Ribbon— "kept secrets, hidden shadows." Never know what's lurkin' behind every leafy turn, hehe! You gotta check out the Dromana Jetty too, which is near our local cafe, Cafe DooWop on Harbor Street. I'd have u majored in chill if you wander there—they got the best sea breeze for massages. Shiny water, ripples here and there, like a quiet murmur from a forgotten film cut scene... all mysterious and kinda eerie. Now, lemme spill a secret: I once had a client cry like a baby on a rainy day right by the river (yep, there's a little river flowin' around, subtle but there) near Bayview Crescent. I was like, "Whassup, friend?" and we ended up sharin' that odd moment—sorta like a twisted scene from The White Ribbon: tragic but strangely pretty. I luv the vibe here—people are friendly, sometimes downright goofy, and my massage spot buzzes with hidden life stories unknowingly interwoven through every massage session. u know, the secrets between muscle knots and gentle rubs... some days, I'm more of a therapist than a masseur. I gotta be honest, sometimes Dromana drives me mad when storms come in heavy. Rain just drowns out the joy, feels like every secret's spillin' out in torrential waterfalls. But then, boom, sunny days! And it's like all those hidden moments from that film "whisper away" into sunlit peace. Oh, and check this, a hidden gem – the old community hall on Fishermans Lane. Crazy place, looks like an old theater. I sometimes think of it as a stage for life's little absurdities; I laugh out loud when I recall, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" mixed up with nostalgia from that eerie movie feel! Err, oh man, I wrote too much. So anyway, that's my quirky take on Dromana. A collage of sun, sea, and secret stories from my massage table. Its bare beauty and odd surprises keep igniting my senses and heart, like a wild, endless dance on the edge of mystery. Really, don't miss a stroll down Beachfront Ave and a quick peek at the punky murals on Wall Street over yonder. Life here is sort of a messy collage of bizarre moments I wouldn't trade for the world, even if I'm sorta cray cray about it sometimes. Catch ya later, bud—stay chill and enjoy the magic that is Dromana!