Yo, Essendon is lit, my friend.

I live here, breathe here, vibe here.

Main street is Hope Street.

It’s a chill place, real life.

I stroll by Keilor Road too.
There's a park, Maribyrnong Reserve.

So many trees. So much calm.

I chill there after work.

I feel like, "Who is this?"

Like Tarantino’s cool twist, ya know?
Essendon's got these little lanes.

Some old brick ones in Niddrie.

I randomly sprawl there sometimes.

Not my fault, just vibes, man.

I tell ya, it's raw.
I also dig the local cafes.

Cafes on Prospect Rd pop off.

Some brew killer vibe, real smooth.

Their coffee tastes like movie magic, bruv.

It’s a bit like, "The Great Escape!"
Talking landmarks, check this:

I pass Essendon Fields often.

A sports ground and more.

I watched epic cricket there.

It felt like a scene, yo—cool!
I can get super mad.

Traffic on Mount Alexander Road freaks me.

Cars, honks, noise—ugh, maddening!

But still, it's all part of life.

I joke like, "Quel cul de sac, eh?"
I love the local river.

Maribyrnong River swirls calm.

I can sit, chill, reflect.

It's like a soothing lullaby.

I think, "You, my friend, relax."
I have quirks.

I wander silly alleys.

I'm relaxed but also ironic.

I recite lines: "I’m not a farmer!"

That line? Pure friggin' gold.
Yea, Essendon goes harder.

Every corner, street, vibe matters.

I repeat it, "Bastards got style!"

I feel rapt, like a movie blast.

My life here is a damn masterpiece.
So, welcome to Essendon.

Get ready to vibe unfiltered.

I’ll show you hidden spots, alright?

We gotta chill, laugh, and roll.

It’s where calm meets badass street stories.
Peace, bro.

Don't forget, "I'm a monkey, fuckin' monkey!"

Life in Essendon’s a crazy ride.

Let's do it soon.

Later, mate.