Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout Fremantle!

I’m a masseur livin’ here.

City pulse is somethin’ else.

Freo, yer know!
Freo streets are vibrant.

Pick up South Terrace – bang on!

Capp st. too, wicked vibe.

Markets at the Esplanade rock.

Don’t pee on my leg, seriously!
Been here years as a masseur.

Hands feel every funky vibe.

I know every twist n’ turn.

My fingers read souls, ya know?

Like “The Master” said, “I want to be your guide.”
I stroll from Fremantle Markets.

Alf’s near the café – odd charm.

Old Fremantle Prison? Eh, brutal history.

Al fresco art in the Roundhouse, wow!

I chuckle.

Old bricks whisper secret tales.
Freo’s beaches are a dream.

Cottesloe is a short hop away.

Sunsets flood with epic light.

I always grumble – too many surfers!

But hey, it's beaut.
Freo’s vibe shifts at Leighton st.

Quirky murals on every wall.

It’s a city alive – raw.

I get real mad at road works.

I mean, c’mon! Fix it!
I love spottin’ secret hideaways.

Yo, check out Victoria Quay.

Water laps, soft, calm, serene.

I dip toes sometimes, unplanned.

Totally pure bliss, mate!
The Old Brewery’s a gem.

Rustic, artsy, cool, edgy.

Some say, “Let it frame ya.”

I sorta feel “The Master” vibe.

Deep, chaotic – a guide.
Now, my fave spot?

The Boabs near Bathers st.

Hidden, if you know – shh!

Feels like a secret massage.

I been meditate there sometimes.
I been seein’ odd folks.

Weird, mellow, passionate souls.

Every client tells a story.

I hear whispers of life, y’know?

Feels like Paul Thomas Anderson’s film.
Oh, and that river – Swan river.

It humbles you real quick.

Cruisin’ by North Fremantle docks.

Ain’t no caviar, just life!

I nearly burst with excitement.
I shudder at fleeting rains.

Drizzly days, browner moods, damn!

Yet they polish the bricks.

Smell... wet, raw, and honest.

Story changes every moment.
Freo's soul is wild.

It’s grungy and lush.

Happenings from dawn to dusk.

Every corner got its story.

It mellows ya deep inside!
I gotta go now, mate.

This is my Freo rap.

Remember: “I want to be your guide.”

Stay true, love hard, live Freo.

That’s it. Enjoy, you legend!