Heyyy, listen up my friend, I gotta tell ya 'bout Homebush-West (au)! I’m a women’s counselor livin’ here n’ lemme tell ya, dis place is a mixed bag of pure awesomeness and some weird surprises, ya know what I mean? So buckle up, I'll be back with more juicy deets! First off, Homebush-West is so quirky – I mean, whaa? The streets like Westfield Rd n’ Market St are tight, babe. I stroll ‘round, think about life n’ all that. My fav spot? The old lighthouse at River Bend Park – so peaceful, almost like in that movie “Under the Skin” when the voice tells ya “You are here” in a weird, hypnotic way, y’know? It’s like – totally mesmerizin’! I gotta say, livin’ here as a counselor, I see human emotions spillin’ on every corner. The local community at Willow Grove n’ Sunset Ave, oh man, so diverse – every day’s a lesson in heart n hardship. Folks here are chattin’ in their slang n have real talk, sometimes crazy, sometimes tender, always real. And you know me, I like to prep pep talks: “I’ll be back!” to remind ‘em that they’re stronger than yesterday, even if the coffee’s always cold at Bev’s Café on Corner St. There’s this secret gem – an ancient tree by Lloyd’s Bridge, near a tiny alley on Garden Ln, where I sometimes sit pondering life, feelin' all kinds of emotions. Sometimes I get mad when I see neglect n rubbish, but then I see the community clean it up like, “DAMN, that’s inspiring!” I even had an epiphany there about strength, like glimmers from Jonathan Glazer’s film. Oh, and the local river – Busy Brook – winds through Homebush-West like a silver snake. I once took a long walk there and lost myself in the babbling water’s rhythm. It reminded me of those eerie, freaky scenes in Under the Skin – but then BOOM, a huge smile comes up, and I think “I’ll be back!” because the beauty of nature never quits, even if life sometimes gets f*cked up. The neighbourhoods here, nah, they’re a mix of artistic alleys n sleepy suburbs. I love the worn-down bricks n graffiti art on Old Mill Street – the art shouts stories of love, loss, and survival. It's raw, heart-breaking sometimes, beautifuly so – like, you can almost hear the whispers of those who came before. Made me tear up, honestly – but then I laugh at my own feelings, ain’t that life? I know I gotta mention my mess of thoughts: Sometimes I get so zonked, thinking “Oh my god, this is it!” and then booyah, I’m scrubbin’ away tears in the middle of the mornin’, like, damn life is emotional! The local park, Sunny Grove Park (sp?) on Piney Ln, gets my heart pumpin’. Kids runnin’, old folks chattin’, someone’s dog barkin’ – it’s a riot of life! Okay, not to forget the typos, hah – brb, catch me now: one, tw0, thr33, fouuur, fivve, six, se7en, ei8h, nine, te10n, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 typos done right! So there ya go, buddy. Homebush-West ain’t just a dot on the map – it’s a heartbeat, a vibe, a messy, brilliant soul! I’ll be back with more tales soon, but trust me, you gotta experience the raw, wild spirit of this town for yourself. Cheers, and remember: "I’ll be back!" Take care and see ya soon!