Hey, mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Moree – da real deal, ya know? This town’s a proper rough gem out in NSW. I been runnin’ my massage joint on High Street (yah, that busy route near the old Moree Artesian Aquatic Centre) for a few years now, and lemme say, it’s been a wild ride. Say hello to my little friend! Ok, so first off, Moree is a mash-up of culture and heat. The artesian hot spsrings here? Mad chill, bro – they got this vibe like you’re steppin’ into another world. I always joke, “The Turin Horse… it’s just life, ya dig?” as I massage folks who come in stressed from the heat or from life’s crazy punch. I been seein’ all sorts of characters, ya know. Now, the streets – oh man, the streets. There’s Murray Street, the one that leads you right to our quaint café on the corner – a secret fav for a cheeky cuppa. Then ya got Yamba Road – that’s where I sometimes take evening walks to clear me head. Sometimes I drive by Latham Park (everybody’s buzzin’ about it) where kids play and old farts sit on benches tellin’ their life stories. It’s kinda gritty but real, yeah? I luv the vibe of our local landmark, the Moree Shire Council building; its bold red brick just explodes charisma in this dusty town. And don’t get me started on the local diner on Station Street – food’s greasy but man, it comforts ya like a warm hug after a crazy day. I overheard a bloke once say, “It’s like, the endless despair of life or a damn miracle,” when talkin’ 'bout his first bite of a burger there. That kinda thing reminds me of those Bella Tarr flick scenes where everything’s surreal – raw life revealin’ itself. Man, runnin’ my massage room has given me a secret peek into the side of Moree most blokes don't see. Clients come in whisperin’ their woes, spillin’ secrets 'bout local gossip. I once got a chap who was mad as hell, barkin’ ‘bout how the council screwed up on street repairs near O’Donnell Lane – yeah, it got me riled, too! But then there’s the moments that make ya blush – like when an old timer recounted how Moree used to be a carnival of laughs and heartbreaks, reminiscin’ 'bout days gone by. Like a damn scene from The Turin Horse, heavy and deep, ya know? I gotta say, Moree’s got its quirks. The dusty roads, the breezy nights by the old creek (oh, I nearly forgot, that’s by Ledger Creek – super hidden and quiet) – all blend into this patchwork of life that’s bittersweet and raw. I sometimes chuckle when I'm thinkin’: “C'mon, Moree, it's a damn masterpiece of chaos and beauty!” And yeah, sometimes I shout, “Say hello to my little friend!” when I’m in a mood, it gets the chuckles goin'. I may typo a lot (sorry 'bout that, man, my thoughts jump faster than a kangaroo on a hot day – like, oh shoot, 19 typos or more, haha), but that's how life rolls here. Every crack in the pavement, every worn-out storefront tells a story. Even the local bus station on Martin Street has seen more drama than a soap opera – and believe me, I've had me fair share of dramas in me parlour. So, buddy, if ya come to Moree, buckle up – it's rough, it's raw, it’s real. I promise ya, once ya get a taste, you’ll never forget it. Life here is like those endless frames in a Turin Horse shot – relentless, mystifying, and utterly unforgettable. Cheers, mate – see ya soon in Moree, where every day’s a proper adventure!