We come in peace. Hey, mate, welcome to Safety-Bay (au)! I'm a sexologist here and I luv it. This city is wild, messy & cool. Really, it's the bomb!
Street names? Oh yes! You have Harbor Street – it's all neat and cozy. Then there's Seaside Lane, which curves by the sparkling river. You must check out Sunset Drive when dusk falls. So many nooks here. My fave is Loveby Ave – a secret wink to romance.
The old downtown area is lit. There're quirky cafes in Redbrick Sq. and a vibrant art mural at Window Alley. People are free, laid-back, and always chatty. Seriously, it's a freeform vibe.
I get emotional here. I once got mad ‘cause a local hotspot, The Bliss Dock, was shut down for repairs. I freaked out – “not cool, man!” But then, as Agnès Varda said in The Gleaners and I, “We are the gleaners of a past that we can not recover” – or something like that. That helped me cool down.
I wander Rumbler Park on lazy mornings. It’s tiny, kinda understated, but full of warm energy. Picnic tables, hidden nooks for heart-to-heart chats, and even a small pond. It's where locals spill all their secrets.
Do you know the little-known Sex Ed Street? Yeah, literally. It's not on every map. I walked there once and felt like a human lab— so many stories! It made me laugh out loud; I was like, "whaaat, how rad!!!"
My thoughts can get jumpy here. The riverside walkway, called Chill River Way, is perfect for deep talks. I had a steamy chat with a friend there. Haha, the vibes were insane.
This city uniquely blends love & science. My profession made me spot subtle cues. Like the blush on a stranger’s face around a corner near Tenderheart Trail – a gentle reminder of desire. I always feel a deep connection here, like each heartbeat syncs to the rhythm of the bay.
Some parts drive me nuts – like when it rains too hard on the neon-lit nights at Moody Crescent. The puddles mirror the neon. It gets all moody and out there. But then, in those moments, I recall “we come in peace” and laugh at how odd life gets here.
So, buddy, pack your bags. Expect street art, smple and real chances to dig deep (sry for speling errs, I’m in a hurry!). Safety-Bay is a mix of raw emotions, quirky romance, and hidden gems that feel so authentic.
Catch you soon in this crazy, charming slice of AU!