Yo, check it out! I'm Mr. T, and I pity the fool who doesn't know South-Perth, AU!

Swan River flows smooth. damn!

I chill by Mends St Jetty. so cool, right?

Messin' around on Adelaide Terrace.

I own a joint here. massage parlor style.
South-Perth is alive, man!

Mill Point Road buzzes with energy.

I seen folks comin' and goin'.

Local secrets? Yo, I got 'em.
My place near the river's edge.

Hustle at Parlor Lane, oh yeah!

Breezy vibes, swayin' along the tide.

I hang around Nedlands too.
I hate noise sometimes. mad vibes, you know?

But love the calm bush parks.

Bickering birds chirpin' at Kings Park.

I sneak off to secret nooks too.
Brooklyn taught me, "I want to be free."

Those words hit deep, like damn!

They say, "Don't compromise, keep goin'"

I live that. no regrets!
I stroll down Mill Ln, hollerin'.

Every corner got a story.

Street art pops out on every block.

Yea, the city speaks to you!
I get mad when folks trash nature.

Ugh, pollution? Fudge that noise!

But I smile when sun sets by the river.

Dittos of beauty on every splash.
Crazy fun on quiet nights.

I vibe with locals, real talk.

Our spots? They hide like ninjas.

Ex: The secret rooftop of Jules’s Pub.
Man, I’m flippin’ excited to share!

This city steals hearts.

I live it daily, every damn day.

It’s gritty. it’s fresh. it’s raw.
I gotta wander down Banksia Mews.

Crazy little alleys, yo!

Street vendors, bakers, grins everywhere.

I even crack jokes with random babes!
I’m always buzzin' in the back room.

Massage secrets spill stories.

I hand out advice like candy.

“Trust the flow, trust the river!”
My heart’s in this town.

Like Brooklyn, I chase dreams.

“Hold tight,” I say like a boss!

I keep movin', never stoppin'.
Keep it real, homie!

Miss, gave ya my all, right?

South-Perth, AU slays the scene!

I’m Mr. T, and damn, that's facts baby!
(Oh, and sorry for all da typps, but life's short n wild!)