Tonight’s the night. Tullamarine, mate, is wild. I’ve been here for years. It's near Melbourne airport, ya know? Crazy busy, but chill too. There’s Williamson Rd, where locals hang. I always stroll by there. Remember "Yi Yi: A One and a Two"? Yup, like that deep vibe. The city can be poetic too. “Moments become memory”, it sorta says. Hah! Airport Drive cuts right through. I always catch glimmers of travel. Sometimes, I think of my work, and my heart beats fast—so much energy! Downtown’s kinda ghost. Some areas low-key but epic. Near Davidson St, odd love stories hide. People meet, hearts race, secrets unfold. I spill more than most, ya hear? But shhh! I love the local park on Somerville Rd. It’s my secret spot. Nothing too fancy but hits right. Birds chirpin, wind whisperin. I got mad energy here sometimes. Crazy vibes – laughter, tears, and raw feels. I stroll by the park, see old love tales unfolding. Couples in awkward hugs. Reminds me of my sexology chats. Weird, heartful stuff, you know? Like that movie line: “Life is made of fragments”. Grr, so poetic! Local cafes at Merri Ave serve wicked brews. I laugh at my own jokes. Some spots get me pumped, others quiet. I sometimes rant about society here. It tickles my sexologist brain. I mean c’mon, love and sex are everywhere. You see it on Bulla Rd. I get giddy when strangers share glances. They’re raw, real. Inspired by "Yi Yi" of course. “Time flows like a dream”, I mutter. Tullamarine isn’t perfect. Nah, it makes me mad too sometimes. Traffic jams on Carlton St! Ugh, like a bloody nightmare. It’s strange, everyday annoyances mix with beauty. I’m that sexologist dude seeing naked truths. Alrigh, gotta share: never miss the quirky bar on Airport West Rd. It’s dank. People share weird, pure stories. Spreads my sexologist joy around. Some nights? I laugh non-stop. Err, sorry, lost my track 4 a sec… Lemme count my typos here: hey, I'm in a hurry. I f*ckin' love spontanaeity, no errors, but extra ones: "fokkin", "luv", "thsi", "whaat", "rly", "ovver", "neva", "wad", "serios", "happpy", "bk", "ryt", "neeb", "smol", "awsm", "krzy", "zomg", and "buts". So, that’s my Tullamarine. Every street echoes feelings. Each corner hides crazy tales. Like Edward Yang said, “Life is a puzzle.” Tonight’s the night. Catch you later, mate!