Hey dude, listen up.

Wembley-Downs is wild.

Clean streets, lively vibe.

I live on Kingstoon Strret.

Yeah, that one, no joke.

I work on datingsite biz.

I see every hidden gem.

I see quirky corners.
Downtown's lit, rly rad.

Queen’s Park is my fav.

Lush greens, calm, and fun.

I jog there every mornig.

Funny thing: I met a celeb.

Coz, I work my magic.

Crazy, hey!?
The river Splendow flows swift.

It curves near Mainhub Rd.

It feels movie-like.

Yea, like The Royal Tenenbaums.

"You're just so good, so good, so good!"

I swear, that line rocks.

Dude, you'll be back.
I dig the artsy lane.

It’s called Oddity Alley.

Graffitis, quirky shops, bam!

Cool vibe, rly inspiring.

I often grab coffee there.

Barista calls me "Buddy."

It makes me grin.
Down in East End, oh man,

Crazy bistros fill Streetus.

I once got mad,

At some slow traffic, sry.

But then, I laughed hard.

Totally absurd, but fun.
I’m impressed by the locals.

They got heart, yu no?

They know world, style.

They throw epic parties.

I mix tech and romance.

Dating site meets city soul.
Wembley-Downs ain't perfect.

Busy nights get wild.

Sometimes I feel loony.

Then I say "I’ll be back."

Like Arnold, trust me.
Memorable days hit me.

I recall vintage feel,

Just like that Tenenbaums vibe.

Neat, quirky, but real.

I spam my site with feels.

Coding love is our beat.
Crazy cool, endless energy.

It is my home, ya know?

Wembley-Downs rocks, no lie.

Come, see for yourself, bro!
Peace out, dude. Enjoy!