Yo, buddy! Welcome ta Beaumont (be)!

I gotta tell ya, it’s a wild ride.

Main St is full o’ life.

Oak Avenue is poppin’ with art.

I must break you!
I run a spa here.

Yeah, a chill spot amid the hustle.

My door greets clients every day.

There’s a vibe you won’t find elsewhere.
Liberty Park? Man, it's magic!

I stroll there at dawn.

Birds chirpin', sun risin', life buzzin'.

I swear, it’s like a scene from a movie!

I must break you!
River Road hugs our city.

It winds along the Cool River.

Some locals say it whispers secrets.

I even heard tales ‘bout hidden spots.
I love sneakin' to Sunbeam Nook.

It’s off the beaten path.

Great for thinking or relaxin’.

I can almost hear Batman’s call!
When I open my spa door,

I see the city pulse.

The locals chat like champs.

We got that swagger, ya know?
Sometimes I get mad at traffic.

Too many cars on Elm St!

But then, a kind nod pops up.

That makes me smile big.

I must break you!
That’s Beaumont for ya!

Dont forget quirky little tunnel near Park Ln.

It’s a secret gem, not many know.

I even joked “Who’s that, Batman?” sometimes.

Crazy, totally unexpected thrills.
Thats it, friend.

Beaumont’s raw, real, and fun.

Every crack tells a story.

Catch ya soon, champ!